The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity by Kristoffer Diaz
- directed by John Vreeke Nominated for NINE Helen Hayes
Awards!
Outstanding Resident Play, Outstanding Director,
Lead Actor, Supporting Actor, Ensemble, Set Design,
Lighting Design, Sound Design, Choreography
This 2010 Pulitzer
Prize finalist is a drop-kicking, body-slamming, balls-out theatrical
happening about the larger-than-life world of professional wrestling.
Tired of making other pro wrestlers look good, Macedonio “The Mace”
Guerra recruits a smart-mouthed Indian kid to dethrone the current
All-American champ, Chad Deity. But in wrestling, as in life, even the
most idealistic freedom-fighter can be seduced by the roar of the crowd.
[Photo Credits: Stan Barouh Photography]
EXTENDED! September 3rd
thru October 7th, 2012
WOOLLY
MAMMOTH IN WASHINGTON DC
REVIEWS
and PHOTOS
Woolly
Mammoth goes to the mat with “Chad Deity”
By
Peter Marks, Published: September 12
Those
gleaming behemoths who execute front bumps and pile drives and elbow
drops aren’t merely pumped-up slabs of meat on a tape loop of fixed
matches. As playwright Kristoffer Diaz avers in the often invigorating
“The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity,” the most dedicated of pro
wrestling’s players are akin to artist-athletes, faithful to the
rigorous code of their calling and wholly satisfied, like workers of
any trade, after a particularly good day at the office.
Diaz’s
spirited sports satire — which at times goes too far out of its way to
explain its themes and point of view — receives a thoroughly rousing
staging by director John Vreeke, an incredibly well-cast five-guy
ensemble and a design team that transforms Woolly Mammoth Theatre into
an infectiously boisterous venue on the professional circuit. It is, in
fact, when the architecture of the wrestling ring itself descends from
the Woolly stratosphere that the drama’s most elaborate and exciting
entrance is achieved.
And in
the few short, electric bouts that follow, a new appreciation emerges,
not for the explosion of violence, but for the discipline of ring
performance and the expertise it requires to make it appear one’s moves
have lethal potential — or one’s skull is cracking.
“The
Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity” was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize
for drama in 2010. You can see via Vreeke’s earthy embrace of the work
why such a hearty helping of poetry and perspiration would be an
impressive contest entry. You could desire, however, that the dramatist
invested more trust in his audience to find its own way through the
narrative, and not have to rely on a virtual nonstop narration — and
superfluous summation at evening’s end — to ensure he’s adequately
spelled everything out.
Maybe
Diaz worried that while wrestling IS theater, the matches, with their
hulking combatants, sometimes in the guise of costumed characters of
borderline ethnic offensiveness, weren’t all that relatable for a
theater audience. He needn’t have, because “Chad Deity” is not a
wrestling play per se; it is a morality play, and a work of more
lyrical and ironic dimensions than the reductive good-vs.-evil stories
that play out in the rings of the WWE.
The moral
center of “Chad Deity” is one of the business’s professional fall guys,
a scrappy wrestler who goes by the stage name of Mace and is played
most persuasively by Jose Joaquin Perez. Mace’s job is to lose. Night
after night, on a circuit here known as The Wrestling, Mace’s orders
are to be vanquished by star wrestlers such as the universally adored
Chad Deity (a suitably imposing and self-mocking Shawn T. Andrew), who
throws American dollars emblazoned with his likeness at us —and whose
uber-cockiness would make a piker out of Rowdy Roddy Piper.
The
poignant underpinning is that Mace is the true expert and aficionado.
And Chad is a poseur and money-grubbing cynic, in the thrall of a
promoter portrayed with all the requisite bluster by superbly
crude-and-slick Michael Russotto. In goatee and expensive three-piece
suits, Russotto’s Everett K. Olson forever seeks new depths of American
resentment and knee-jerk hostility to exploit, courtesy of ring
villains like his newest find, an Indian-American hip-hop kid from the
streets of New York (the splendid Adi Hanash). The bottom-feeding Olson
christens him The Fundamentalist, a kafiyah-wearing wrestler who straps
on a belt of dynamite sticks and, of course, trades on the worst Middle
Eastern stereotypes.
Never
mind that Hanash’s Vigneshwar Paduar is South Asian in descent: to
Olson, they’re all the dangerous other. And one of the questions Diaz
is asking is to what degree members of ethnic minorities buy into, or
at least tolerate, cultural prejudices in order to succeed. The saddest
case is Perez’s Macedonio Guerra, a.k.a. Mace, who in Pancho Villa
getup becomes The Fundamentalist’s sidekick, with the hilarious new
name of Che Chavez Castro. The idea of merging the identities of Che
Guevara, Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro into a character American
“heroes” can crush is as delightfully absurd as was the impulse once
upon a time to change the name of French fries to freedom fries.
The
designers — Misha Kachman on sets, Jared Mezzocchi on projections,
Ivania Stack on costumes, Christopher Baine on sound and Colin K. Bills
on lighting — have been let loose on Woolly’s main stage, and the
results are an adrenaline rush. The multi-sensory overload approximates
the feel of an actual arena. And when at last the wrestlers go at it in
a ring lowered in front of us with an almost spiritual reverence, the
transporting effect is complete. In bouts credited to fight
choreographer Joe Isenberg, the terrific James Long, a professional
wrestler with a degree in the arts (!), portrays several of the
opponents of Chad Deity and The Fundamentalist. Watching Long create
the illusion of combat and, yes, even injury, helps you to understand
how much performance art there is in all this brutality.
My one
wish would be that so much of the story were not related in what’s
known in the theater as “direct address,” a device used all too
liberally in modern drama. It is chiefly Perez’s burden to narrate, to
turn the eavesdroppers of the audience into pupils in a lecture hall.
The tedium of the approach is an injustice to the delightful
physicality and freewheeling theatricality of the playwright’s other
inventions.
Check
out the trailer for "The Elaborate Entrance Of Chad Deity":
...run and get a ring side seat, because
Woolly Mammoth’s Chad Deity is definitely a knockout!
Posted on September
11, 2012 by Amanda Gunther
A culturally explosive knockout is in the ring as Woolly Mammoth
Theatre Company launches its 33rd seasion: My Root, My Revolution
with the Pulitzer Prize Finalist play The Elaborate Entrance of
Chad Deity. Written by Kristoffer Diaz and directed by John
Vreeke, this power-balling, drop-kicking main event show takes place
against the lights and sounds of the show-stopping arena that is
professional wrestling. Following the story of Mace, the underdog
fighter fall-guy for the charismatic figure head Chad Deity, a world of
cultural revolutions is revealed as the protagonist explores his
history, his heritage and how it has all culminated to his life and
profession in the present. It’s a heart-stopping, action packed, raw
and gritty story that will take you through a world of change by the
time it’s finished.
The
perfect trio of designers come together to make this
elaborate sensation possible. Lighting Designer Colin K. Bills teams up
with Sound Designer Christopher Baine to explore the grandiose
entrances of the wrestlers as well as recreating the ring-side
atmosphere of a pro-wrestling match. Bills and Baine are able to make a
reality of this tension wound atmosphere, laced with excitement and the
thrill of a live cage match; blaring sounds with a thumping base and
blinding lights with so many colors that you can’t pick them all out.
Add to these spectacular spectacles the images of Projection Designer
Jared Mezzocchi and the audience finds themselves submersed in the
reality that is wrestling, forgetting for a moment that they’re seeing
a play about wrestling and not the actual thing. Bills, Baine, and
Mezzocchi bring a riveting reality to their designs, taking every
audience member from the edge of their seats to the edge of the ring,
standing there with Mace and Chad Deity as it all goes down.
Playwright Kristoffer Diaz uses the venue of Professional
Wrestling to convey a familiar concept of self discovery. Diaz’s work
is a revolutionary idea – taking a coming of age type lesson and
applying it to a fully grown adult who is then able to actualize the
identities of his cultural backgrounds through the societal breakdown
of culture that is happening around him in his profession. Diaz
completely changes the way Professional Wrestling is viewed with a
poignant breakdown of what it is, and how it is a uniquely profound
artistic expression of passion for the craft. In a sense it becomes no
different than the play that you’re seeing.
Diaz utilizes strong cultural stereotypes throughout the work,
imploring the use of dark and offensive humor in regards to these
stereotypes that invite you to laugh if you dare. Bad taste humor fuels
a good deal of the second half but not without just cause and proper
placement. Diaz’s characters are crafted to be like the action figures
he describes, not just molded hunks of plastic, but real moving dolls
with many points of articulation. His story is an awestruck epic that
pushes the envelope by way of cultural identification and being true to
one’s self.
Real life Professional Wrestler James Long makes his
theatrical debut in this production and adds an element of both comedy
and physical exertion that keep the play on its toes. Stepping in as
the multi-purpose wrestling opponent in various ridiculous costumes,
Long gives the other characters a chance to flex their moves in the
ring, showing the key importance of having a fall guy in a pre-composed
match.
The
other characters, each representing a cultural background
in this pivotal comedy, are carved into their stereotype with
perfection. EKO (Michael Russotto) is the pompous arrogant successful
white man who created “The Wrestling” – the syndicate with the most
popular matches on television. Russotto adapts the personality of the
wealthy CEO figure calling the shots with an intimidating sense of
know-how and a crass edge that makes him appear racist. His booming
voice does the job of ring announcer and it quiets to a sharp grating
whisper when addressing his actors out of the ring, a villainous trait
if ever there was one.
VP (Adi Hanash) is presented as an Indian character, referred
to among other things as the brown guy. First portrayed by Hanash as
the smooth-talking, city-slick, girl-getting street rapper, he then
appears to the pro-wrestling circuit as The Fundamentalist, a racist
stereotype caricature of everything EKO thinks America believes about
the middle east. Hanash’s presence on stage is masterful and engaging,
especially when in the ring. And when his character experiences that
turning point, his presentation of the character’s growth is stunning.
America’s wrestling super-hero is embodied in the glorious
Chad Deity (Shawn T. Andrew). Ripped flexible muscles with self-playing
bongo pecks – he is the epitome of egotistical beauty wrapped up in the
body of a wrestler. Andrew hams it up in front of the camera, holding
his arms like machine guns in his elaborate entrance and other
high-class shenanigans that make the ladies swoon and the men go ape
when he steps into the ring. Andrew pulls poses of a wrestling god with
his winning smile and charismatic nature. His challenge is well met as
he goes from this adored public figure to the basically mellow and
somewhat clueless man backstage, until his own personal rages are
sparked. Andrew is a phenomenal figurehead for the play; looking great,
saying little, and overall leaving you with a sense of star-struck when
you look at him.
Like
Julius Caesar, the play isn’t really about Chad Deity,
but rather about the scrappy little underdog Macedonia Guerra, better
known as Mace (Josè Joaquin Pèrez). While he’s the
fall-guy, Pèrez is also the narrator of the story, and not just
in the sense that it’s his story to tell, but he literally pauses the
action on stage like a DVD with director’s commentary and starts
reflecting on what’s happening, addressing the audience directly at
times, even going so far as to get them involved. Pèrez’s
narrations are ingenious and he works the script that Diaz has provided
giving it every justice and truth that it deserves. He’s funny,
uproarious with his commentary and lives raw and real in each moment
that he rejoins the scene. His character explodes from within the
preconceived notion he’s been painted into and erupts with
self-discovery the way that makes this a truly satisfying production to
watch. Pèrez’s performance is brilliance beyond a shadow of a
doubt and every emotion radiates forth from within the depths of his
very soul.
So run and get a ring side seat, because Woolly Mammoth’s Chad
Deity is definitely a knockout!
Elbow meets chest. Forehead slams face. Wrestling meets
the human condition.
By Chris Klimek • September 14, 2012
Just because it’s scripted doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.
For
a show that urges the fine-dining, public radio-listening
sophisticates who make up Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company’s subscriber
base to tap their suppressed bloodlust and chant for a professional
wrestler to end one of his opponents with his customary coup de
grace—“Pow! Er! Bomb! Pow! Er! Bomb!”—The Elaborate Entrance of Chad
Deity is surprisingly philosophical.
“You can’t kick a guy’s ass without the help of the guy whose ass
you’re pretending to kick,” observes Mace, the likeable, long-suffering
wrestling professional at this uproarious and energetic play’s center.
A kid who grew up in the ’80s playing with “wrestling guys” (don’t call
them action figures, and don’t even think about calling them dolls),
Mace has lucked into a dream job getting beat up on TV for a fictional
wrestling league. He’s a hardworking company man, a better athlete than
many of the bigger names he pretends are tearing him apart in the ring,
and above all a believer that wrestling has a potential for narrative
art that it hasn’t yet fully exploited.
All this we learn via monologues, lots of them, delivered with
dimensional brio by José Joaquín Pérez, who shines
in the role. It’s this belief in wrestling’s untapped power that keeps
him tramping down whatever pangs of conscience he may feel when EKO,
his blowhard of a boss (Michael Russotto, as oily as his slicked-back
hair) bets on his audience’s xenophobia and racism in pursuit of a
quick buck. (The show doesn’t seem to allow for the possibility that
smart, socially conscious people might take pleasure in wrestling’s
overheated spectacle, too.) When he’s ordered to turn a gifted young
multiracial kid from Brooklyn he’s recruited into a modern-day
minstrel-show figure called The Fundamentalist, Mace’s budding social
conscience—or is it his resentment at being passed over for the
spotlight so many times himself?—becomes too much to take.
“What is he?” EKO asks him. “Afghan? Persian?”
“That’s a rug and a rug,” Mace shoots back—but to us, never to his
boss. Then again, maybe a guy wearing a sombrero and gunbelts calling
himself Che Chavez Castro is poorly positioned to be giving lectures on
racial sensitivity.
Given
the way professional wrestling blends sport and showbiz—even if
it’s hardly a one-to-one mixture—it’s a wonder more satirists haven’t
chosen to play within this milieu. In Chad Deity, playwright Kristoffer
Diaz plows this fertile field for all it’s worth, finding gargantuan
laughs and genuine pathos in the fixed-price, anything-goes,
made-for-TV bastardization of wrestling. No wonder the play has
received dozens of productions since 2010, when it was a finalist for
the Pulitzer Prize for Drama. I didn’t see any of Chad Deity’s earlier
mountings, but it’s tough to imagine something better than the
hyperkintetic spectacle John Vreeke has directed for Woolly Mammoth
Theatre Company. The show is technically astonishing, making sly use of
projected video (by Jared Mezzocchi) to show us the promotional
minifilms through which its various wrestlers are promoted to the
public. More impressive still is the actual wrestling, choreographed by
Joe Isenberg with help from James Long, a real-life pro wrestler who
makes an assured acting debut here as a string of palookas brought in
to feed the champ. When these hulking slabs of beef body-slam and
clothesline one another, it’s as over-the-top and noisy as the real
thing. Well, you know what I mean.
Exaggerated spectacle,
an us-versus-them mentality, people living up to rigid ethnic and
racial stereotypes: is this life, politics, or professional wrestling?
The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity, now at Washington's Woolly
Mammoth Theatre Company, puts together the pieces of the puzzle without
being overly preachy or heavy handed.
Kristoffer
Diaz's play, a finalist for the 2010 Pulitzer Prize, manages
to ground the excesses of pro wrestling in reality while also viewing
life through that wildly theatrical prism. Misha Kachman's scenic
design and Jared Mezzocchi's larger-than-life projections bring the
audience into the arena.
The audience's guide to the terrain is Macedonio "Mace" Guerra
(José Joaquin Pérez), a New Yorker of Puerto Rican
descent and a lover of pro wrestling since childhood. He has made his
dream come true as a cast member of THE Wrestling, an entertainment
empire run by a blowhard known as E.K.O. (Michael Russotto). However,
Mace isn't the "good guy" in the ring; he's the heavy "who loses to
make the winners look good," an athlete skilled enough to make an
unskilled opponent look like he's doing the work.
The THE Wrestling champion is grinning, charming Chad Deity (Shawn T.
Andrew), a muscular African American who enters the ring in character
as a stereotyped hip-hop mogul (white suit, shades, tossing dollar
bills to the crowd). Mace, in contrast, wears a mask in the manner of
Latin American wrestlers, but he's viewed as a joke.
The
action moves forward when Mace meets VP (Adi Hanash), a charismatic
Indian American who doesn't know much about wrestling, but is willing
to learn. He offers E.K.O. a few possible twists on his own ethnic
stereotype for public consumption (corporate outsourcer, Slumdog
Millionaire), but the boss would rather put VP in a fake beard and
turban and sell him as a generic Middle Eastern terrorist.
Director John Vreeke orchestrates his five actors (the fifth is James
Long, a professional wrestler himself, who plays several of VP's
antagonists) with skill and balance, never letting the situation become
too absurd and making sure the human beings stay visible behind the
outrageous posturing. While the entire cast is solid, Russotto, the
only Woolly Mammoth regular, surprises with his slicked white hair, his
raspy voice, and the joy he takes in his own vulgarity.
'Chad Deity' Reflects Perfectly on Our Own
Phoniness
Review by Gary
Tischler - September 13th, 2012
“The Elaborate
Entrance of Chad Deity” by Kristoffer Diaz is quite a package. It
carries a lot of stuff, themes, metaphors and even some poetry, plus a
pyro-technic presentation that will wow you.
Down
at the Woolly Mammoth Theatre, with director John Vreeke almost
convincing theater folks to cheer, hiss and boo for the villains and
heroes of this Pulitzer-Prize finalist play by a really gifted new
writer, audiences become two audiences. Right there, that’s a very cool
thing to happen: people actually get directed, they respond to the
demands of the character and the play’s setting. For Woolly audiences,
this is not your everyday happening: they’re comprise a tricky grab-bag
of tastes, they want their crude moments wrapped in sophistication and
their meaningful moments to have some edge, intellectual heft.
“Deity” has all of that, plus a staging that will knock your socks off,
accompanied by loud music and noise, videos and punch and spark. It has
Diaz’s gift for nailing the pow-pow and tech-tech,
multi-culturalization of our more urban spaces in terms of language,
its new, fractured phrases and words, its speed and rhythm.
But it’s about . . . wrestling.
So-called
professional wrestling at that, that loud, booming,
self-marketing sport of raw wrestling, quasi-street fighting, megaphone
combination of star-power pull and bull, fake violence made to maybe
turn graphic, its carny writ large, and there’s still one born every
minute.
There’s precious little not to like here, except maybe the not
surprising premise, which is that it’s really sad that wrestling is so
duh-damn phony, false and inauthentic. This situation is a tragic one
for at least one of the four protagonists in this play. The underlying
theme, it struck me, was that wrestling is phony and false, as
reflected by American culture (see reality shows, or don’t see). Might
as well complain that the dust bowl has too much dust.
The
tragic anti-semi-hero in this play is one Mace, a thin,
wiry-muscled athletic small guy and fall guy, who understands the sheer
beauty of wrestling, and furthermore, knows how to wrestle. But he’s
been slated and fated to act the clown, the villain, the loser in
wrestling’s every match, but he takes pride even in that, in doing that
well. He hates his status but loves the world he lives in. “In
wrestling, I make the other guy look good, that’s my job,” he says.
“And there’s an art to that.” Mace, played with alarming, sometimes
dangerous energy by the gifted Jose Joaquin Perez, understands his
role—keep your mouth shut do your job. “I do the heavy lifting,” he
says. That’s also what Mace does in this play—he’s the one that is the
narrator, the story teller, like Sister Mary Ignatius, he explains it
all to you, perhaps a little too much, and in fits and starts. “That’s
not really what the story is” is not a phrase you want to hear too
often in a play.
Mace is the fall guy for Chad Deity, a muscled, buffed, gleaming,
grinning body of charisma. He’s a wrestling, celebrity deity, who can’t
wrestle worth a spit, but he has the one thing that’s required: he’s a
super-star. Both of them, each in their own way, work for EKO, the
pitchman, marketer, owner, promoter and everything for something called
THE WRESTLING, an accredited organization that holds power over all.
Enter one VP, a young magic man from the ghett-o, of Indian (as in
India) origin who picks up hoops like its no big thing, speaks all the
languages of the world, including street, hood and urban of everywhere,
who cares not a fig for wrestling or its code, rules and, beauty and
grace, its plots of bad guys and good guys and fake aches and hurts.
But Mace thinks he’s his way up—and convinces EKO of it, too. Suddenly
VP becomes the Fundamentalist, with his sidekick, the former Mace
becoming a walking Mexican cliché called Che Chavez Castro,
complete with sombrero. The play suddenly turns into a kind of serious
farce about us and them, and given this week’s news, probably even a
little more disorienting than it already is.
Nothing
good can come of this—Deity remains a star, VP wants to
undermine wrestling, and EKO can make dirty money and glory out of
anything. But there are times in this production that you don’t even
notice any of the deeper things going on—you’re too wrapped up in the
ring that’s settled on stage from above, in the crashing fake noises as
bodies fly around like missiles. It’s true that it is a smaller, more
intimate ring. (Imagine all this in the Verizon Center, accompanied by
thousands as opposed to a hundred or soin the theater.)
It’s, all said and done, exciting, dramatic, you discover again that
wrestling, like reality shows, like politics, are amazingly theatrical.
And Perez as Mace, the fast-talking Adi Hanash as VP, the amazing Shawn
T. Andrew as Deity and veteran Michael Russotto as EKO are like foils
and co-conspirators in a story about battles whose scripts have already
been written. They make it worth your while.
The Elaborate Entrance of Chad
Deity.
Long title, great show. Go see
it. Seriously.
Review
by The Theatre Gay
In this corner, hailing from Northern Arlington, weighing
in at an amount that he won’t admit, and writing for Brightest Young
Things online magazine is THE THEATRE GAY. And in the other corner,
from Woolly Mammoth Theatre, weighing in at what must be 400+ pounds of
pure muscle, kicking ass and taking names it’s THE ELABORATE ENTRANCE
OF CHAD DEITY. Cue thunderous applause, roars, and obscenities.
Exciting, no? This is the kind of mood you get in when you sit down to
watch The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity, a tale of identity, race,
and consumerism wrapped in sparkly Lycra muscle grip. An amazing way to
start their 33rd Season, Woolly’s smart, and I was entertained by a
story about wrestling. That's surprising in itself. So, let’s get
REAADDDYY TO RUMMMBLLEEEEEEEE!!!!
The
play starts out with Mace (Jose Joaquin Perez), a wrestler in
T.H.E. Federation Wrestling walking us through how he prepares for each
match in the ring. You see, Mace is good at what he does, but in the
world of pro-wrestling that gets you no where. Actually, it makes you
the guy who makes the other guys look good. Mace spends his matches
being pile-drived, clothes-lined, and power-bombed into submission
every time. But he doesn't mind that, or the racial insensitivity of
his boss EKO (Michael Russotto), Mace loves wrestling more than any
other thing. Until Mace meets VP (Adi Hanash), an Indian amateur
basket-ball player with a penchant for languages, and ladies. This guy
is a superstar in his block of Brooklyn, and Mace is entranced. He
brings VP to EKO, and tries to convince him that this kid is the new
face of wrestling. EkO isn't buying it though. Desperately searching
for a gimmick, EKO decides to market VP as the extremist Islamic
terrorist “The Fundamentalist.” Never mind that VP isn't Muslim, or
even from any country where there has been Islamic terror cells, EKO is
just trying to make a buck. He teams Mace up with “The Fundamentalist”
as the anti-American “Che Chavez Castro.” Through these new woefully
incorrect, and inappropriate characters, Mace and VP begin to form a
deep friendship. But when they're appeal is running out, they have
little else to do, but to challenge the current THE Wrestling Champion:
Chad Deity (Shawn T. Andrew). The rest, well, is up for you to see.
The cast is just amazing. There's little else to say here. Jose Joaquin
Perez weaves a tale for us that is both fantastical, and moving. The
comic timing of Shawn T. Andrew as Chad Deityis on point. I don't
really have much more to say than that. These 5 actors really work well
together, and it's always enjoyable to see a cast that's having fun on
stage. The set is well-designed by Woolly Company Member Misha Kachman,
and the projections were just amazing. Right now, Woolly is doing some
of the most innovative, interesting, and audience-grabbing feats with
their technology. More people need to see this.
The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity. Long title, great show. Go see
it. Seriously. There's a lot of heart, and a lot of fight in this play.
It's one of the few times where every part of a show really comes
together. DC should be proud to call Woolly Mammoth Theatre one of it's
regional theatres. I'm so excited to see the rest of Season 33!
The shot that
knocks you out is the one you never see coming.
Pro wrestling, the most transparent of sports,
seems
to offer a red-carpet path to our psyche. Equal parts
entertainment, politics, and economics this hand-to-hand struggle
amounts almost to folie à deux (or more) before a paid audience,
hungry for catharsis.
I
come from the "nod-nod-wink-wink" era of Bruno Sammartino and Killer
Kowalski, but as Woolly Mammoth's season opener (to 9/30) The Elaborate
Entrance of Chad Deity shows, in keeping with the times, this
fraudulent spectacle has evolved to a whole new level. Kristoffer
Diaz's street-smart script is peopled by good guys and bad guys and
fall guys so stereotypical they might have been pulled from a reality
show or graphic novel.
Motor mouth everyman Mace (José Joaquín Pérez) is
the narrative voice and glue of the play. A believer (on some
level) of the sport as an art form, he expounds on his childhood
initiation, by way of breakfast cereal, and introduces the
principals: the eponymous champion, Chad Deity (Shawn T. Andrew);
promoter/announcer EKO - for Everett K. Olson - (Michael Russotto); and
a walk-on talent from the neighborhood, an Indian-American known as VP
(Adi
Hanash).
While Mace explains the system to us, EKO and the Champ highlight the
finer points of the business (or The Wrestling) in a series of
tutorials on image making and public gratification. When trash
talking VP, a polyglot local, is recruited by our narrator, the team
further defines and tweaks its model for success; and VP is one quick
study, with Mace in a new role as his manager. A plan for a rapid
rise and even quicker money is improvised for the new talent. The
slipshod assignment of ethnicity and roles makes for some very funny
logic: VP morphs into The Fundamentalist while The Mace assumes the
anti-capitalist role of Che Chavez Castro. Yes, our inner demons
are made manifest and ready for vanquishing.
Director
John Vreeke's arch staging gives the play all its comedic brio
while his meticulous attention to detail maintains the verisimilitude
of a live event. Misha Kachman's set, on a mini-thrust stage,
allows for ringside seats for some, with a vanishing point horizon look
for others to pull them in from a distance. And a memorable descending
set change in Act II is as transformative as they come. The
extraordinary projection design of Jared Mezzocchi gives the play
momentum and urgency while Christopher Baine's pulsating surround sound
gets you rocking in unison. Colin K. Bills' event lighting stokes
the emotions.
Mr. Pérez as the woebegone Mace is an engaging straight man
using his rapier delivery and overabundant verbiage to do some really
"heavy lifting" consistent with his character. Mr. Andrew is the
personification of the celebrity sportsman, full of telling poses, and
homespun logic needed to keep the cash registers ringing.
Speaking in the third person, with a fine sense of comic timing, the
actor pins down the opportunistic aspects of his character before body
slamming them.
The market savvy EKO played by Mr. Russotto is larger than life,
striding this confined world like a Colossus and working every angle to
his advantage. Words are weapons in this community and
everybody's talking, including the challengers.
Mr.
Hanash's spiky Mohican haircut is in tune with VP's rapper persona;
he is 100 percent entertainer and his get-up, along with the rest of
the wrestlers - decked out by a tag team of costumers (Mr. Kachman and
Ivania Stack) - is something to behold. Ditto for James
Long, who gets a topical laugh line and hits the canvas, as various
set-up guys, with pizzazz.
The dynamics of the performance - almost a case study of role playing -
are so recognizable that I immediately thought of the dramaturgical
approaches to everyday life articulated by sociologist Erving
Goffman. Every organization has parts that individuals are
assigned, which they portray to the public. In Chad Deity we are
given a backstage look into these rules of engagement (usually hidden
from view). Substitute your profession, political party, gender,
race or national origin, or whatever - we all have elaborate ways of
presenting ourselves to initiates while maintaining distance to
outsiders. With Chad Deity's incongruous look behind
the curtains, we in our seats are all enlightened, and
laughing.
Also humorous and somewhat grim, is the buy-in by the uninformed.
There are all kinds of ways of manipulating the public by the
entertainment media (to which I would add anything that goes public,
including politics and religion). Call it propaganda,
proselytizing, or advertising but offer it as a performance with a
business model and send it out to the world: you've got a powerful
message for moving the masses.
The
physicality of the play, with its canvas-snapping impacts and
bounces off the ropes, feels authentic. These guys (Messrs.
Pérez and Long) take some hits, regardless of the excellent work
by fight choreographer Joe Isenberg. Let's hope they aren't
shut down during the regular run like Steve
Strasburg!
Befitting its public lowest common denominator setting, the play is
pitched to the audience by the narrator and VP almost as a Jacobean
comedy. These extended monologues tend to drag the play down at
times; and you'll miss some of the wittier dialogue in the rapid-fire
delivery. Also, a rather conventional ending steals some of the
promise of Chad Deity's big-picture goals. Still this production
captures humor, irony, and foibles of people thrown into a spectacle
that's greater than any of them bargained for. "The shot that
knocks you out is the one you never see coming."
Woolly Mammoth’s first
show of the season takes on the theatrical, often gruesome world of
professional wrestling.
Review by Gwendolyn
Purdom
For years, boxing has provided raw symbolism, heart-pumping action, and
emotional underdog stories for stage and screen writers alike. The
brassy, teenage-boy-approved, choreographed spectacle of professional
televised wrestling, on the other hand, is rarely deemed worthy of
serving as dramatic fodder. So playwright Kristoffer Diaz and director
John Vreeke are breaking new body-slamming, power-bombing ground with
2010 Pulitzer finalist The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity, playing at
Woolly Mammoth through September 30. Like its colorful subject matter,
this satirical production is plenty entertaining, but you can’t help
but feel that the onstage action isn’t quite the real thing.
At
the center of the script is Mace (Jose Joaquin Perez), the endearing
narrator and go-to loser in THE Wrestling League’s theatrical matchups.
Fueled by his love of the “art” of pro wrestling, Mace is willing to
overlook his profession’s glaring injustices. Perez’s performance is
funny and perhaps the most layered of the cast, with a breezy but tough
affect, and he often interacts directly with the audience. Similarly
notable are the gravelly-voiced Michael Russotto as the league’s greedy
head honcho and announcer, and Chad Deity himself, an imposing Shawn T.
Andrew, who has the cocky, all-talk-and-no-talent showmanship of the
league’s biggest name in a firm headlock. When Mace discovers a
neighborhood kid (Adi Hanash) whose charisma rivals Deity’s, the two
join forces in the ring, but they soon learn that buying into the
league’s flashy professional ladder comes at sometimes bruising costs.
The
“real” drop-kicking, chair-swinging action you’d recognize from the
WWE doesn’t appear here until the second act, and consequently, earlier
scenes feel a little dull by comparison. Expository monologues and
dialogues could do more to flesh out characters and set up the
jarringly raucous later parts. But the overarching uneven quality
aside, the show delivers in tapping into that same draw that glues
violence-happy prepubescents to Pay-Per-View Wrestlemania offstage:
over-the-top personalities and bone-crunching moves. It’s a shame
real-life pro wrestler James Long (playing multiple roles and serving
as assistant fight choreographer) doesn’t enter the ring until after
intermission. His scene-stealing theatrics elevate the
testosterone-laden smackdowns and often-believable moves to a whole new
level. In fact, the fight scenes in general are impressively gymnastic,
with nearly each member of the five-man cast having his turn at laying
out an opponent with a sickeningly loud thud.
Pulse-pounding maneuvers, a hip-hop soundtrack, and live and stock
wrestling footage projected across the stark set create a distinctive
mood; less concrete is the message and tone the show is going for.
Strong performances help to distract from muddled commentary on
consumerism, racial stereotypes, and cutthroat American values, though
they can’t cancel out the blurriness completely. In scenes that could
pack a powerful punch as satire, characters play it straight, and
within the often ridiculous world of professional wrestling, the effect
is significantly dulled. The Hulk Hogans and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnsons
have an unspoken agreement with their fans: You accept what we’re doing
is totally bogus, and we’ll give you an over-the-top clash of scripted
good versus evil. Exploring and lampooning what that says about our
society is what makes Chad Deity such a promising premise, and this a
largely enjoyable show. It’s the terms of the production’s own bargain
with its viewers that aren’t nearly as obvious.
Pulitzer-nominated
wrestling play is a major knockout
Review by Julia
Lloyd-George -September 13, 2012
We’ve
known it all along, though
we still revel in every outrageous, distorted reflection of true life
that is thrown at us—in television, “reality” is a term that should be
taken with a sizeable grain of salt. The world of televised wrestling,
powered by the sheer volume of entertainment that raw human conflict
can provide, is surprisingly no different from the carefully engineered
documentations of beauty pageants or Kardashian daily living
pervading programs which ought to be inviting skepticism.
In The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity, 2010 Pulitzer Prize
finalist
for Drama which is now playing at Woolly Mammoth Theatre, every fight
is exposed as a performance with all the theatricality and preparation
of a full-fledged Broadway musical. A scathing satire with dialogue as
sharp and hard-hitting as its characters’ toughest punches, this
fresh piece of comic theater thrusts the gaudy world of TV wrestling
under the spotlight while tackling serious American hypocrisies about
race and social mobility in the process.
The story begins with a brief glimmer of optimism, a vignette espousing
the American Dream as central character Mace’s grandfather encourages
his younger self to act on a love of wrestling. In this fleeting
moment, the sport represents classic American values of sportsmanship
and hard work that will surely lead to a promising future for Guerra. A
Bronx native of Puerto Rican origins, “Mace,” played with undeniable
candor by José Joaquín Pérez, exemplifies the
underdog of society who dreams only of rising to glory in the sport he
purely loves.
Fast
forward to the present day. Mace is working as a professional
“fall guy” in a place with fewer principles than Walt White on
steroids—THE Wrestling, a television network which represents the
closest he can get to being a star wrestler. Addressing the audience
with razor-sharp commentary, Perez skilfully illustrates the
hypocrisies of the wrestling world and simultaneously builds an
atmosphere of complicity with frequent asides, almost all of
which begin with, “I can’t tell my boss this, but…” The boss in
question, a grease monkey caricature of every sleazy employer there
ever was, embodies capitalism at its worst; willing to do anything and
everything to bolster his business, “EKO” has achieved success by
making a star of a hollow, showy wrestler named Chad Deity. In a wacky
wonderland where image is everything, this cartoonish showman
represents the ultimate triumph of charisma over talent and virtue.
The
laughable dynamics between this trio—the greedy boss, the spoiled
star, and the humble narrator who is there only to make the other two
look good—become all the more exaggerated when Mace recruits Vigneshwar
Paduar, a smooth-talking Brooklynite of Indian descent, to the
business. Marketed to viewers as the Muslim “fundamentalist,” he
becomes a target of anti-Islamic hatred and a parody of American racial
tolerance. The stark contrast between the metaphorical backstage, where
wrestlers like Paduar and Mace are supplied with these false identities
designed to stir an audience, and the stage of the wrestling ring,
anchors the story and renders its satire all the more biting. In every
match, the blinding lights and screen projections of an impressive set
magnify the effect of television. Rather than being kept in the
dark, though, the audience is in on the joke that this entertainment
world is not as dazzling as it seems.
Playwright Kristoffer Diaz, who won the 2011 New York Times Outstanding
Playwright Award for Chad Deity, has artfully devised a work pulsating
with energy driven by scathing irony. Speaking in the blunt language of
the New York streets, his characters are drawn with all the grandiosity
of an expert cartoonist and the actors make sure every line drops with
all the impact of a roundhouse kick. Everything about this play is
blown out of proportion, but the nature of its caricatures effectively
parodies real-life fakery.
Chad Deity Has
Everything That a Theatre-goer Might Want
By Robert Michael
Oliver - September 11, 2012
The
theme of Woolly Mammoth’s 2012 – 13 season couldn’t be more bold:
“My Roots, My Revolution” – a proud proclamation of America’s diverse
ethnic tapestry and of each person’s individual need to express and
fulfill his or her individual cultural identity. Their season’s
first show, The Elaborate Entrance of CHAD DEITY by Kristoffer Diaz and
its tale of Mace, a Puerto Rican pro wrestler struggling to fulfill his
life’s destiny, couldn’t fulfill that thematic pledge more fully.
When the roots of Mace’s frustrations become clear, he launches his own
personal narrative revolution. Such a hope can’t but be yearned
for by all theatre-goers. Unfortunately, however — being the
old-schooler that I am — no matter how much I loved the play’s thematic
revelry and many of its motifs, the evening’s narrative and the
production’s presentation of that narrative left me hoping for more.
This
production of The Elaborate Entrance of CHAD DEITY has everything
that a theatre-goer might want. Even if the world of professional
wrestling is not your cup of tea — or should I say “can of beer” — or
as the girlfriend of the Mace’s best friend, VP, tells us: “Can’t we
watch something more real” — you’ll find yourself engaged by this 4th
wall busting production. For Diaz cracks open that world of
mythic gladiators and melodramatic plotlines — if ever so slightly
(and, for this viewer, not nearly wide enough) — to reveal a glimpse of
the humanity festering beneath it.
Mixing monologue — a lot of monologue — with live and recorded video —
fantastically huge video faces with glaring eyes — with masked
flamboyant wrestling characters — funny comment-on-my-character
characters — CHAD DEITY takes its audience into the heart of anyone who
has felt like the iconography of American culture seems for someone
else. When the show works, we identify with that sense that the
majority of American popular culture is alienating; at best, having
nothing to do with our lives or the lives of the people we know; at
worst, exploiting our fears and stereotypes for economic and political
gain. In this sense the play and its thematic structure couldn’t
be more appropo to Fall 2012, as our TVs are inundated with exploitive
and dehumanizing political advertisements equally melodramatic in tone.
The show gives us Macedonio Guerra (Mace) –performed by José
Joaquin Pérez–a man who is truly in love with the art of
professional wrestling. He wants to tell us his story, a story
about how he must endure a profession that, as it turns increasingly
toward profit and popular appeal, is losing touch with its aesthetic
roots. Mr. Pérez does an admirable job capturing Mace’s
yoman-like commitment to his craft as well as his search for biography,
an almost stuttering search for an authentic self within a world
swallowed whole by the machinery of commerce. The long monologues
that Diaz gives the character in the first act would present a unique
challenge to any actor, and Pérez reaches to find enough levels
in the lengthy descriptive passages and enough angst to fill those
isolated moments of personal revelation.
Chad Deity, portrayed by Shawn T. Andrew, is Mace’s antagonist.
Chad is all pizazz and muscly brawn, and Mace has spent most of his
professional career building up his all American celebrity. For
it is Mace’s art, the art of stage-combat and “heavy lifting,” that has
so successfully cloaked the relatively skill-less Chad in the aura of
invincibility. Mr. Andrew plays Chad with simple comic
effectiveness, taking full advantage of his larger than life
cartoon-self, but also giving full life to those rare moments when the
real “Darnell” steps to the fore.
Mace’s
personal journey begins when he introduces his professional
world, THE Wrestle, to his unemployed basketball playing friend,
Vigneshwar Paduar (VP), played by Adi Hanash. In their wild
fantasy, the India-born VP, who doesn’t know anything about the world
of professional wrestling, will get a job as a wrestler portraying his
native India, a rising competitor to American capitalism, using his own
unique brand of hip-hop flash. If this dream sounds a bit
far-fetched, it’s supposed to be, as the whole script has a
tongue-in-cheek, “I know this script is as ludicrous as the scripts
used in professional wrestling” style. When THE Wrestle’s owner
E.K.O. — played with delightful impresario fun by Michael Russotto —
gives VP the wrestling job, Chad Deity roars full throttle, for now we
have the problem of the tale. E.K.O will not make VP a
hip-hopping Indian on the rise but The Fundamentalist, an Islamic
terrorist who, with his manager, Che Chavez Castro (Mace), is bent on
destroying America — I mean, Chad Deity.
VP is the play’s most intriguing character, probably because he is a
true outsider to this world of wrestlemania. Mr. Hanash plays VP
with an authentic hip-hopper’s naivete — not that there really might be
such a person, but again one needs to remember that this script is not
rooted in the reality of the street but in the reality of how we
construct narratives. Mr. Diaz has constructed his story around
an idea: the world of wrestling, like the world of theatre, is 99
percent hoax and only 1 percent authentic. If you love wrestling,
like if you love theatre, you had better love the hoax because the
authentic just won’t sell the tickets. In fact, even in a play
that is about a revolutionarily authentic moment in the theatrical — I
mean wrestling world, the producers had better not put that
authenticity on the stage for fear of losing the audience.
Thankfully, the play’s second act is tighter than the first, with fewer
overlong monologues and crisper dialogue. The action also
increases as The Fundamentalist begins his journey to fame and fortune,
encountering such old time heroes as Billy Heartland and Old Glory,
using his infamous “Sleeper Cell” — you’ll never guess what that
is. Both of these solidly American icons were performed with
great aplomb by James Long, who even overcame a ridiculous
pregnant-looking pair of Old Glory tights.
The sceneography for Chad Deity was in many ways the performance’s best
man. Part theatre, part wrestling match, part cinema extravaganza
the production kept the audience’s attention more through pure
spectacle than through plot. Directer John Vreeke and designers
Misha Kachman (set and costumes), Ivania Stack (costume), Colin K Bills
(lighting), Christopher Baine (sound), Jared Mezzocchi (projections),
and Joe Isenberg (fights) capture the script’s hyperbolic reality
through a dynamic blend of authentic attire, dazzling effects, roaring
noises and soaring interludes, a real-world wrestling ring, real time
video, and 20-foot television faces of live action on stage
moments. Ironically, as I watched wide-eyed this spectacular
farce projected before me, the simplicity of a video image shot on a
basketball court became more real and more human than the live
characters acting before me.
To be sure, The Elaborate Entrance of CHAD DEITY is a show worth
seeing. It is not only theatrically unique but also a necessary
critique of American popular culture. Does it have its flaws? To
be sure, but only if, like me, you keep clinging to some desire for a
dramatic story to be rooted in reality. On the other hand — to
paraphrase and rift on remarks made by Samuel Coleridge almost two
centuries ago — if you have an unlimited willingness to suspend
disbelief, then imagining what is absent from this tale becomes
possible, if only for a moment. Even now, I find myself wanting
to suspend my disbelief so as to make this tale possible, to make it
whole, to make it true even to itself; but in the end, in the fierce
contest between the individual’s out-of-the-mainstream narrative and
the forces of global commodification and power, the little guy doesn’t
stand a chance. If he wants to live, he has to make a
choice. In lieu of that lack of choice, I’m left wanting that
little guy with his simple love for a simple art that I never got a
chance to see.
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‘Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity’ climbs into the ring
at Woolly Mammoth
By
Nelson Pressley, Published: August 31
Clues that James Long, making his theatrical debut as a wrestler in the
Pulitzer-nominated drama“The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity,” is in
fact a real-life wrestler:
His hair is tied in a Samurai topknot.
The Speedo he’s wearing (in combination with tall black boots) has less
fabric than a handkerchief.
His promotional skills are highly honed: The banter and preening
quickly hit a comic overdrive.
“I’m embarrassed,” Long deadpans, striking macho poses for a
photographer as the show’s cast and crew, scattered around the
otherwise empty Woolly Mammoth theater (where performances begin
Monday), guffaw and crack jokes.
“Looks like Jimmy’s done this before,” “Deity” director John Vreeke
jabs from the side of the room.
But the proof positive comes in the ring that is a key feature of
designer Misha Kachman’s set. In a demonstration of the show’s
wrestling scenes, Long and Shawn T. Andrew — playing the play’s
idolized black champion Chad Deity (and yes, race and ethnicity become
themes in Kristoffer Diaz’s pointed satire of the stereotype-heavy
wrestling and post-9/11 American life) strut inside the ropes and bash
each other.
It’s the standard fakery: a forearm to the shoulder blades induces an
earthquake tremor through the whole body. A fall to the canvas comes
with an agonized fist slamming the floor, which echoes like thunder to
make the hit seem harder.
But when Andrew flings Long against the ropes, Long rebounds like a
handball and gets clotheslined. He’s airborne; he lands on his back.
Then the burly Andrew hoists the trim Long over his head — yes, he does
— and drops Long to the canvas in the move known as the Power Bomb.
Can’t fake that. And that’s the goal of Long and fight choreographer
Joe Isenberg: to make the ring encounters in “Chad Deity” as authentic
as possible.
“When you’re doing the Power Bomb,” Isenberg says, “you need to allow
gravity and the fall to just do their thing.”
“Everything’s so physical,” says Long, who plays a string of
palookas in the show and is helping Isenberg with the holds and slams.
“That’s why this play is going to be so exciting. My goal coming in was
to have the most physical version of this play that’s been done. Joe
was down, and the guys were so open. I’m so thankful for that.”
Bringing a SmackDown ethos into the theater isn’t all about
excitement, though. Apparently, it’s also about safety. The wrestling
demo was introduced with the announcement that if anything went wrong,
the “stop” signal would be both arms held up in an “X” position. But
generally, the cautious Step, Step, Grip, Turn, Grapple, Release minuet
of so much stage combat — geared, of course, to prevent actors from
being injured — is being brushed aside for the gruff body lingo of the
pro ring.
Isenberg, an actor and fight choreographer who had funding through a
Kennedy Center program to observe the Louisville “Chad Deity”
production, says, “To do professional wrestling with stage combat kind
of sprinkled in to make it more safe makes it so much more dangerous.”
Long likens it to slowing down in fast traffic. “You’ve got these
200-pound guys running at each other full speed, stop-and-dropping
people,” he says. “You can’t pump your brakes on the highway.”
Long, 30, was part of an underground wrestling group at Virginia
Commonwealth University, where he graduated with a fine arts degree. In
Richmond, the wrestlers — ranging in age from 18 to 35, with almost
two-thirds of the participants women — would fight before as many as
900 people a night.
These days Long works for Ohio Valley Wrestling, a Louisville-based
operation that Long says is a feeder system for the TNA (Total Nonstop
Action) circuit, which broadcasts fights on Spike TV. Louisville is
where Long first saw the play and met Isenberg; when Woolly committed
to the play, Isenberg suggested hiring Long.
Long fights in convention centers, high schools and in the OVW TV
studios, and he’s in the ring five or six times a week. He’ll return to
OVW when “Chad Deity” wraps up; this acting stint is a brief side gig
of roles that require more wrestling than talking.
Long currently fights as Paredyse, “the Femmeboy Phenom of Wrestling,”
according to his Web site, Paredyse.com. Previously he was the Kamikaze
Kid. Changing identities is part of the showy melodrama of wrestling,
which Long feels playwright Diaz understands well.
“Everybody at some point was playing with the toy,” Long explains. He
means the action figure that captures the fancy of kids who want to be
wrestlers — lively, muscled athletes with larger-than-life identities.
Those identities are the thrust of this widely produced breakthrough
play by Diaz, a New York-born dramatist with Puerto Rican roots. The
plot hinges on the emergence of a new star marketed as a Middle Eastern
terrorist, which Diaz has said is based on the actual controversy a few
years ago surrounding a blatantly offensive “character” named Muhammad
Hassan wrestling for WWE.
For most wrestlers, playing the good guy or the bad guy can be beside
the point. As a pro, the goal is to “get over.” The example Long uses
is The Rock:
“He came in as a vanilla, baby-faced kind of a good guy. A nothing. And
people hated it. It was so fake and so vanilla. . . . And then they
turned him into a bad guy.”
With the transformation, The Rock was “over” — he had won over a core
of fans.
“Once you’re over, you can do anything you want, basically,” Long says.
“The Rock does things people wouldn’t necessarily approve of. But
because it’s him — and they love him — he’s allowed to do it.”
At this moment, Andrew, still perspiring from his ring tussle with
Long, appears on the far side of the Woolly lobby. He pauses, then
scowls the scowl of a heavyweight champ. He waves Long off, dismissing
his rival. Swatting a fly.
It would appear that the cast has gotten into the wrestling thing.
The first week of rehearsals, Long and Isenberg ran a mini-boot camp
for the cast. “They go, ‘Holy cr--, this isn’t fake. This hurts all the
time,’ ” Long says. “I go, ‘Well it hurts, but you’re not hurt. There’s
a difference.’ ”
“That’s a real ring,” Isenberg points out. According to Isenberg,
Kachman’s set is canvas over an inch of foam, 1-by-12 pine strips, and
steel girders. Long says some cynical fans suspect wrestlers of
bouncing around on trampolines; he wishes it were true.
“The ropes hurt, too,” Long says. “You bruise. You have to build
calluses on your lats to hit these ropes like this, even if you’re
trying to hit it at low speed.”
Still, “Chad Deity” is a play, not the rigged sport-as-theater we see
on TV. Not that Long is nervous about making his debut on the
legitimate stage.
“Anything that the theater brings, except for how nice they are and how
well they treat you, I’m over-prepared for,” says Long. “September 3,
we’re going to let ’em fly.” He begins to bellow, grinning and hyping
the show in the overbearing rassler’s classic ’roid rage voice:
“SEPTEMBER THIRD, THE WOOLLY MAMMOTH THEATRE, BROTHER, EIGHT O’CLOCK,
MAKE SURE TO GET THERE EARLY, SPECIAL ON THE CONCESSIONS. TRUST ME!”